EVERY SCHOOL PICTURE DAY EVER


Alright, thank you Tino. Okay, I’m gonna need you put your, uh, hands on your ribs. Okay. Perfect, now puff up your chest. Okay. Okay, now turn your torso to the side. Yes, okay. Now, uh, uh, head down. Head down. Yeah. Yep. Perfect. Okay, here we go. -This is really uncomfortable. Isn’t the photo gonna look awkward?
-Uh, yeah. That’s kind of the point. You’re not supposed to look good. This is your before photo for your glow-up. -Yeah, okay.
-Okay.
-Okay, smile. Every school picture day ever. Hey, what’s this line for, and why is everyone dressed so nice? Oh, no. I didn’t get ready. I can’t be immortalized like this. Think, Lucas, think. Uh, false alarm, everyone. The school photos will continue as scheduled. Oh, you, white boy. Uh, you’re next. Come on. Wait, why am I making that face? Am I, am I always making that face? -Oh, can I use some of that?
-Oh, yeah. Sure. Oo, can I have some? Oo, can I have some of that? Thank you, good looking out. Dude. -What are you doing?
-I want to look good, too. Don’t be sexist. We all bore Ed Hardy. Okay, Kai. Uh, and can you remove your hat for me? Thank you. Um, okay, sorry. Um, can you please move your hair out from the other eye? We want to see both those eyes! Bright and shiny! Great, ooo. Um, sorry. Those piercings don’t look good on camera. Yeah. Yeah, all of them. Sorry. -Great. All right. Now we’re just going to need a great big smile.
-No. Fine, I’ll just do Photoshop. Hey, I was seeing spots after the bright flash, but they won’t go away. Am I dying? Okay, everyone. In a few minutes we’re all gonna head over to the gymnasium to take our class photos. Guys, we should totally do funny faces for our pictures. -Thank you, Mrs. Clamps.
-You’re welcome. Feel free to take the last ten minutes of class to explore your yearbooks. -What the hell, guys?
-Oh, yeah. We were gonna look funny for the class picture. Uh, sorry, I forgot. -I just wanted to look hot.
-I was scared I’d get in trouble.
-No, why would you get in trouble? It’s just a yearbook picture. Well, your transcripts look great, there’s a lot of extracurriculars, and your essay made me cry. However, you’re just not… -Harvard material.
-What? Why?
-Well, in your yearbook two years ago, you made a funny face. That’s just not the kind of person we want representing Harvard.
-God. -They misspelled my name in the yearbook.
-Okay, have a good day at school, sweetheart!
-Thanks, mom. Oh, it looks like you forgot to fill out the photo form.
-Oh, no, I didn’t, sweetheart. I, I just think that’s a waste of money. -Oh, totally. I mean, who would want photos of their only child to look back on when he’s all grown up.
-Not me! *Insane laughter* *Crying* I’m always next to Randall Pibbers. All right, I’m gonna need everyone to line up in alphabetical order by their last name, and I’m gonna call you in one by one. Okay, Grey. -Oh, what are we gonna do for a yearbook gag this year?
-Uh, maybe a Charlie’s Angel pose?
-Oo, I like that. It might even beat our high-five from last year. For real? Hey, your last name is Thomas, right?
-Uh, yeah?
-And yours is Thompson? -Yeah?
-Cool. I’m Scotty Thomason. Looks like I’m right in between you guys.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No you are not. Every year, we do a cool yearbook gag, and you’re about to ruin this.
-Oh, that sounds so fun. Let’s do a Charlie’s Angels thing.
-A Charlie’s Angel pose with three people? That’s dumb. Yeah, my family doesn’t believe in photographs, can you paint me? Thank you, Casey.
-Can you get my shoes in it? They’re new.
-Oh, we only shoot from the shoulders up.
-Oh, really? Weird. Okay, ready? Smile! -Shenanigans will not be tolerated at Harvard. And you, missy… Nudity of any form will not be tolerated at Harvard. Maybe try Berkeley or something. Because, after all, (All): This is Harvard. That’s right. My iPhone takes better photos. -Man, I thought I was looking amazing for my senior photo, but I look awful.
-Yeah, dude. Me, too. This sucks.
-Wait, I don’t think we’re the problem. -No, you’re right. It’s this tree. It’s too hot. We just look awful by comparison.
-Man, that is one sexy tree.
-Mmm. Gosh, you’re so beautiful, fake tree. You know, all the students are gone. It’s just… you and me. Gosh, I’ve been looking at you all day. *Sexy snort* *Sigh* Look, I promised myself I wouldn’t do this, but… Aw, heck! You’re right, this wouldn’t work out. We work together! But maybe… *AGRESSIVE KISSING NOISES* No, no. You’re right, I’m sorry. SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION!!! -You haven’t seen the film?
-Oh, I’m not allowed to watch the cinema. I thought you were referring to Saint Charles and his angels… From the “Bibble”! -Don’t touch.
-Hey! It’s not your yearbook. -It’s his!
-Mine now. It’s mine. -That’s shenanigans.
-It’s not shenanigans. *Moaning* So good, but so wrong. Ah! God that tree is so *bleep* hot. -Oh, I just wanna *bleep* that tree.
-I don’t care about splinters, I don’t care about nothing.
-Oh, man. I’m pining for that sweet. I wanna oak the shit out of it.
-I want a coner.
-We’ve got a huge woody for that tree. -How do you even get with a tree like that? We’re just jocks.
-I know.
-She needs a lumber jock. -I want to be a little Keebler Elf in that tree.
-Oh, yeah. You want to be Ernie?
-Yeah, I wanna be Ernie. -You want to be like whoopsie doopsie, he accidentally fudged all over my cookies.
-Right. (Out of character) What?

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100 Responses

  1. Nathan Burton says:

    Next you should do every cousin

  2. River Laven says:

    This is a sad day for smosh

  3. River Laven says:

    Im going to end my life because of this vid

  4. Lucas Michael says:

    “aY wHiTe bOy, yOuR tUrN”

  5. JazzyD Everything says:

    How does Courtney pull off that goth look so well???

  6. Drew Gratton says:

    OMG RANDAL PIBBERS!!

  7. BLUR tweek says:

    Every dinner ever

  8. Vux Vux says:

    Make a every Wendy’s ever

  9. wlogan0204 says:

    i remember when smosh was good whenthey were before 5mil

  10. Harry Norton says:

    Shayne = Goldberg

  11. Grumpy snail comics says:

    Poor lan his kissing a tree

  12. ish.ya.boi.communism Д_Д says:

    I H8 PICTURE DAY

  13. Brody Anders says:

    0:01 Napoleon dynamite looking ###

  14. Lix on Mobile says:

    Do every every blank ever ever

  15. Lia Wright says:

    Every VSCO girl ever! Like so they see it

  16. Isabel Teo says:

    how to make out with a tree

  17. frankiejames666 murphy says:

    meant lls not old

  18. Sponge Bob says:

    Ian making out with the Tree shows that he cares about the environment

  19. Kay chan says:

    Is there ever gucci ever if not i hope they will make it

  20. Daniel Schroeder 7 says:

    Don’t read more it’s a waste of your time

    I told you not to read more it’s a waste of your time and now while you are reading this you are also wasting more of your time haha thanks

  21. YZ Ya Boy says:

    Next should be every beat up ever. Like if you agree

  22. hen ko says:

    "Ian is kissing a tree" – textbook modern Smosh

  23. я не натурал says:

    Паапп

  24. destructive dan says:

    i was literally closing my eyes at the ian and the tree part

  25. CNJRN Human says:

    Do a “Every Robbery Ever”

  26. XxAlexisLikezz StuffyxX says:

    I love this

  27. The Gamingkid says:

    I feel bad for lucas

  28. Spaced Out says:

    Google.con

  29. Cassie says:

    "Shenanigans will not be tolerated at Haaaaaaaarrvord. "

  30. Conner Confidential says:

    For my name label in the yearbook last year, They messed up spelling my name as "Connoer". People will do anything to not spell it the Scottish way.

  31. Phantom _ FiRe says:

    Keith just smerd it all over his lips wtf

  32. HAMISH VLOGS says:

    Do ever Commercial ever

  33. Mario Olguin says:

    You should make a video like every Little Caesars ever

  34. 2uze says:

    Smosh died ever since Anthony left

  35. Kasukabe Akira says:

    Every makeup shop ever

  36. Yvonne Gurzell says:

    Ian x Fake Tree

  37. Lavva Lara says:

    wait you’re still doing these?

  38. ITSGianluis_ YT says:

    Who lives in Boston, comment yes

  39. Lil Texxxt says:

    Hey your last name is Tomas right? uhh yeah
    anyd yours is THAMMPSON? yeah?
    cool! i'm Scotty THOMAMISON

  40. Diego’s Gaming channel says:

    Every foot locker ever

  41. Rishi Patel says:

    Do every wedding

  42. Joel Madrigal says:

    Wow cool video

  43. Rock MSP says:

    The fake tree was a paid actor

  44. Dani Phillips says:

    I’ve never ordered my school photos

  45. Ailsa Ni says:

    The last time I was this early Ian’s mom was smashing an evil robot

  46. Ultimakey says:

    They should have said “we’ll Forward your application to… BROWN” instead of Berkley haha. (Simpson’s joke)

  47. Insta im_boredforever Because why not says:

    3:46 aka my mom exactly

  48. SniperSnowman says:

    when your kid has a beard

  49. B3arblysp00n 123 says:

    Helloooooo Emo Courtney is amazing

  50. Potatoaim Gacha OWO says:

    this is lele pons kinda comedy

  51. Sackyy 995 says:

    Why is Ian always Attracted to Trees

  52. Natsuki is Best girl says:

    I know how that kid who didn’t know feels… recently my picture day happened and forgot to get dressed for it mainly

  53. Round3 MarthDashu says:

    “You’re right, this wood-en work”

  54. Bonnie Roberts says:

    5:53 Next up: Every Forbidden Love Ever

  55. Brinda Majumder says:

    2:04 Billie right there!

  56. Bruh It ain’t going invisible. says:

    7:03 bruh that’s really wrong.

  57. Deep hug says:

    The last time I was this early Ian’s mom was smashing an evil robot

  58. Moana Mariner says:

    How about every pizza hut ever

  59. Bionic says:

    Holy sexy tree

  60. Mini Jake Paul says:

    😃😀😊

  61. Lucinda Koulaouzos says:

    who watches this shit anymore

  62. Ruby Caswell says:

    6:15 wtf

  63. Alexandra Flint AG says:

    you guys should to every shayne topp ever or every dunkin’ donuts ever 😂

  64. Googli300 says:

    At least the camera guy said your names

  65. D.J McLean says:

    How did he still get his picture taken when she didn’t fill the form

  66. Wannabe 1 Me says:

    2nd one happened to me😂

  67. CupCake3879 says:

    The first one is so true 😂

  68. Flamingo says:

    Is it just me or should Shanye where glasses more often?

  69. agatina1998 says:

    U guys should do every sorority ever :p

  70. Yung Domain says:

    Why does lucas reminds me of me? Wait my name is lucas

  71. Bonyte Bona says:

    A G R E S S I V E K I S S I N G N O I S E S

  72. David Francisco says:

    I have managed to skip every single picture day since 4th grade. In high school they do ID pictures two weeks before school starts which is a great bypass

  73. Laughing Cockatoo says:

    i got a wood joke ''this wood;nt make it up''

  74. cutebut deadly says:

    is is werid that i thought that at 3:04 most of them were paper cutouts

  75. Duane Ortaleza says:

    "shenanigans won't be tolerated at Haaarrrvaarrrdd"

  76. Kit kat Koala says:

    7:37 I’m des

  77. Kit kat Koala says:

    6:49hah

  78. Hamzah Saghir says:

    “Ian” : Hey you white boy your next!!!

  79. Hanging with Josie says:

    You guys should do every vsco ever and every hallmark movie ever

  80. Rob Bob42069 says:

    H A R V A R D

  81. f l a w e d j a y says:

    Ian to tree, "You're right, this woodn't work out."

  82. Enchanted Nuke says:

    6:02
    Tree hugger not like tree lover

  83. Ethan Loveless says:

    🙁 IIIMMMM LOOONNNNLLLEEEEYYYYYY!!!! 🙁 pls heart this or cookie monster will tuck up ur aww

  84. Alan Calvillo says:

    Say cheese.

  85. Jhanaisa Prado says:

    Bro I have a year book photo on a tree from like 3rd grade LMAOAOAO

  86. Not Paige says:

    Stop Ian, your going to get even more fanfic made about you

  87. KiNgBaCoNsTar says:

    here before trending

  88. XxTitanium xX says:

    Once they take the photos first one i go blind (flash) than i have to do another pose…i dont know where im looking……i stubble out of the room… I can even see for almost 10 minutes

  89. Shadow Wolfe says:

    5:05 is inaccurate, girls aren't supposed to show their shoulders in school. Think of what horrors could become of showing shoulders

    sees 5:21 Whelp, I should've watched through xD

  90. Maggie Poo says:

    You guys should do every student ever

  91. Ginger and a Fox says:

    Love how the people making these videos have most likely not been to high school in a decade

  92. Bill Kye says:

    in grade six the guy that was doing the photos literally asked almost all the girls for their social media

  93. Shayna Peds says:

    For the first one I like how he’s Tony for the skit but on the account his name is Noah like changed it

  94. journalsfromdavid says:

    I'm Scott Thommomisson 😂😂😂

  95. Llcoola says:

    Roses are red Violets are blue
    I got one like, why is it blue

    I know this isn’t original

  96. Key says:

    Those tree puns at the end 😂😂😂😂

  97. FoxyCat_Plays says:

    2:33 omfg that face is genius

  98. ZanderYT says:

    At Haaaaaardvaaaard

  99. Orlando Martinez says:

    Noahs teeth in the before look weird

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